StonedAge
Build your cannabis empire from basement grows to orbital gardens. Cultivate legendary strains, dominate territories, and become the ultimate kingpin in this strategic text-based MMORPG.
Your Game Stats
Track your progress with real-time stats, level progression, and resource management.
Player Progress
Epic Game Systems
Cultivation System
Grow from closet operations to orbital gardens. Breed legendary strains, optimize grow conditions, and master the art of cannabis cultivation.
Territory Control
Expand your empire across Downtown, Suburbs, Industrial zones, and even Area 420. Control territories for passive income and unique bonuses.
Economy & Trade
Master the market with Cash, Crypto, and Karma Points. Trade with dealers, dispensaries, or the black market for maximum profits.
Crafting System
Create everything from basic joints to diamond-encrusted bongs and THC-infused champagne. Unlock recipes through experimentation.
Gang Warfare
Join or create gangs, build shared greenhouses, and engage in large-scale battles. Rise from Seedling to Kingpin through the ranks.
Character Skills
Specialize in Cultivation Master, Business Mogul, Street Warrior, or Tech Pioneer. Each path offers unique abilities and bonuses.
Strain Genetics
Breed unique strains from Street Grade to Mythical. Cross genetics for perfect potency, yield, growth speed, and resistance combinations.
Daily Events
Participate in Munchie Monday, THC Thursday, and more. Random encounters include police raids, celebrity clients, and alien visitors!
Space Cultivation
Reach the endgame with Orbital Gardens in space. Grow alien weed technology and achieve mythical status with cosmic strains.
Ready to Build Your Empire?
Join thousands of players in the most immersive cannabis MMORPG. Start with a closet grow and rise to cosmic cultivation!